LDN BY DSY

Riding through the city in a bike all day

‘Cos everyone thinks it’s witty.

Doesn’t make me laugh and they don’t even care

That it’s me that they’re making look silly.

Everyone seems to giggle and laugh

At my head poking over the basket,

To them it’s a hoot but to me it really feels

Like I’m wedged right inside a casket.

I think I might cry, oh why, oh why

Can’t I get out all by myself?

Really seems unfair, oh why, oh why

Can’t they do it to someone else?

I know you enjoy,

Treating me like a toy,

But if you keep this up, boy,

I’ll make such a noise.

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof - woof woof.

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof - woof woof.

The day shall come when you’re riding down the road

And I leap out onto the pavement.

Don’t you say I can’t, I’m practicing the trick,

And one of these days I’ll make it.

Then you’ll be so scared and utterly confused

As I peg it way up the high street.

That’ll serve you right and freedom’ll taste better

Than any of those manky dog treats.

Then you’ll say why, oh why, oh why

Did we treat her just like a puppet?

And I won’t even care ‘cos I’ll be long gone by then,

You silly old human muppet.

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof - woof woof.

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof,

Woof woof woof, woof woof woof - woof woof.